Sweet Home Alabama (2002)

Why would you want to marry me for, anyhow

Young Melanie: Why would you want to marry me for, anyhow?
Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
[they kiss, and lightening strikes]

 

Other “Sweet Home Alabama (2002)” Movie quotes


Wade: [breaking up Melanie and Jake's kiss in the rain] What the hell are you two tryin’ to do… get yourselves killed?
Melanie Carmichael: What seems to be the trouble, officer?
Wade: I’m here to bring you in, young lady!
Jake: What did she do this time?
Wade: Well, the way I hear it… seems she run out on a perfectly good cake!


Melanie Carmichael: You’re the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.


Melanie Carmichael: The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.

Best Movie Quotes in history

Below is a list of the best movie quotes in history:

“Bond, James Bond”
From numerous James Bond movies.


“Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings”
Carolyn Grimes as Zu Zu Bailey in It’s a Wonderful Life.


“I’ll be back!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger as the terminator - The Terminator


“My mother always said, life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get”
Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump - Forrest Gump.


“Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ babies”
Butterfly McQueen as Prissy - Gone With the Wind.


“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn”
Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in Gone With the Wind.


“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well, I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok?”
Robert DeNiro as Travis Bickle - Taxi Driver.


“You can’t handle the truth.”
Jack Nicholson as Col. Nathan R. Jessep - A Few Good Men.


“Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days”
Kevin Costner as Crash Davis - Bull Durham.


“Here’s Looking at you, kid”
Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine - Casablanca.


“Rosebud”
Orson Welles as Charles Foster Kane - Citizen Kane.


“You’re gonna need a bigger boat”
Roy Scheider as Police Chief Martin Brody in Jaws.


“The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain”
Professor Henry Higgins - My Fair Lady.


“May the force be with you”
Harrison Ford as Han Solo - Star Wars.


“There’s no place like home”
Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale - The Wizard of Oz.


“Good Morning Viet Nam!”

Robin Williams as A2C Adrian Cronauer - Good Morning, Viet Nam.


“I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse”
Marlon Brando as Don Corleone - The Godfather


“Merry Christmas, Bedford Falls”
James Stewart as George Bailey - It’s a Wonderful Life


“Soylent Green is people”
Charlton Heston as Detective Thorn - Soylent Green.


“If you build it, he will come”
Voice from above - Field of Dreams


“Go ahead…make my day!”
Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan - Sudden Impact.


“I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”
Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan - Dirty Harry.


“E.T. phone home”
E.T - E.T. the Extraterrestrial


“Show me the money”
Cuba Gooding, Jr. as Rod Tidwell - Jerry Maguire


“Thank you sir! May I have another!”
Kevin Bacon as Chip Diller - Animal House


“You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it. It was you, Charley.”
Marlon Brando as Terry Malloy - On the Waterfront


“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti”
Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter - The Silence of the Lambs


“My precious”
Andy Serkis as Gollum - Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers


“Badges, we don’t need no stinkin’ badges”
Mexican Bandit - Blazing Saddles


“The first rule of Fight Club is – you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is – you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.” - Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden - Fight Club


“Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!”
Mel Gibson as William Wallace - Braveheart


“When I’m good, I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better”
Mae West as Tira - I’m No Angel


“Yo, Adrian”
Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa - Rocky


[Lining up a rifle shot] “Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me. Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me. O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me”
Barry Pepper as Private Jackson - Saving Private Ryan


“You’re a lean, mean, fighting machine!”
Bill Murray as John Winger - Stripes


“Say hello to my Little Friend”
Al Pacino as Tony Montana - Scarface


“What Knockers”
Gene Wilder as Dr. Frederick Frankenstein - Young Frankenstein


“This is Doyle. I’m sittin’ on Frog One.”
Gene Hackman as Jimmy ‘Popeye’ Doyle - The French Connection


“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”
[typed] by Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance in The Shining. Quote first appeared in 1957′s Bridge on the River Kwai.


“I wish I knew how to quit you”
by Jake Gyllenhaal as Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain.


“I’m the king of the world”
by Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack Dawson in Titanic.


“I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore.”
by Peter Finch as Howard Beale in Network.


“I’ll get you my pretty…and your little dog too!”
by Margaret Hamilton as The Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz.


“They call me Mister Tibbs”
by Sydney Poitier as Virgil Tibbs in In the Heat of the Night.


“I’m one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.”
by Emily Blunt as Emily in The Devil Wears Prada.


“Yeah, it’s a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it’s cool.”
by Seth Rogen as Ben Stone in Knocked Up.


“You should’ve gone to China, you know, ’cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.”
Ellen Page as Juno MacGruff in Juno.


“I ain’t-a goin’ to war. War’s a killin’, and the book’s agin’ killin! So war is agin’ the book! “
Gary Cooper as Alvin York in Sergeant York.


“The horror, the horror”
Marlon Brando as Col. Kurtz in Apocalypse Now.


“Just a flesh wound”
John Cleese as Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


“We rob banks”
Warren Beatty as Clyde Barrow in 1967′s Bonnie and Clyde.


“Hello, gorgeous”
Barbra Streisand as Fanny Brice in 1968′s Funny Girl.


“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer”
Al Pacino as Michael Corleone, The Godfather II


“Houston, we have a problem”
Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell, Apollo 13


“There’s no place like home”
Judy Garland as Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz


“Shaken, not stirred”
Sean Connery as James Bond, Goldfinger


“Yippe-ka-yay motherfucker”
Bruce Willis as Officer John McClane, Die Hard


“Stupid is as stupid does”
Michael Conner Humphreys (young Forrest), Forrest Gump


“What we do in life echoes in eternity”
Russell Crowe, The Gladiator


“On my signal, unleash hell!”
Russell Crowe, The Gladiator


“THIS IS SPARTA!!!”
Gerald Butler, 300


“I see dead people”
Haley Joel Osment, The Sixth Sense


“Why so serious?”
Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight


“Get away from her you BITCH!”
Sigourney Weaver, Aliens


“Maniacal laugh! Maniacal laugh!”
Chris Cooper as Tex Richman, The Muppets


“I love the smell of napalm in the morning”
Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now


“You had me at hello”
Renee Zellweger, Jerry Maguire


“A boy’s best friend is his mother”
Anthony Perkins, Psycho


“Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth”
Chris Tucker as Det. James Carter - Rush Hour (1998)


“I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey you should encounter God, God will be cut”
Sonny Chiba, Kill Bill. Vol.1


“The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is…I collect your fucking head, just like this fucker here. Now…If you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now’s the fucking time!”
Lucy Liu as O-Ren Ishii, Kill Bill. Vol.1


“Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.”
Lucy Liu, Kill Bill. Vol.1


“Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man mad”
Morgan Freeman, The Shawshank Redemption


Whoa, Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say “earmuffs” to him, and you can say “Fuck, shit, bitch!”
Vince Vaughn, Old School


“Counselor! Come out, come out wherever you are!”
Robert De Niro, Cape Fear


“I am going to chop you into 42 pieces”
Robert De Niro, Cape Fear


“Ladies and gentlemen…I give you…Kong! The eight wonder of the world!”
Jack Black, King Kong (2005)


“Vanity, definitely my favorite sin”
Al Pacino, The Devil’s Advocate


“Look at me…underestimated from day one. You’d never think I was a master of the universe, now would you?”
Al Pacino, The Devil’s Advocate


“I’m in the dark here!”
Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman


“You’re in no position to disagree with me boy. I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples.”
Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman


“Women! What can you say? Who made’em? God must have been a fuckin genius. The hair… they say hair is everything you know. Have you ever buried you nose in a mountain of curls? Just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips…and when they touch yours like that first swallow of wine after you just crossed the desert. Tits…Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya.., like secret searchlights. Mmm legs… I don’t care if they’re Greek columns or secondhand Steinways. What’s between em…passport to heaven!”
Al Pacino as Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade, Scent of a Woman


“I’m just a little anxious to get up there and whoop E.T.’s ass”
Will Smith, Independence Day


“You know you drive almost slow enough to drive miss Daisy”
Will Smith, Bad Boys (1995)


“Flied lice? It’s fried rice, you plick”
Kim Chan (Uncle Benny), Lethal Weapon 4


“Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship”
Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca


“Get off my plane!” Harrison Ford, Air Force One


“Don’t blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy”
Anthony Hopkins, Meet Joe Black


“Utah… Get me two.”
Gary Busey as FBI agent Angelo Pappas in Point Break


“The dress is for sale. I am not”
Demi Moore, Indecent Proposal


“Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that’s a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake… I… drink… your… milkshake!”
Daniel Day Lewis as Daniel Plainview, There Will be Blood


“You don’t want the money?”
Tilda Swinton as Karen Crowder in Michael Clayton


“You’re momma sure does care about your education, son.”
Forrest’s school principal in Forrest Gump


“Hey, STELLA!”
Marlon Brando as Stanley Kowalksi - A Streetcar Named Desire


“You got the wrong guy, I’m the Dude, man”
Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey Lebowski (The Dude) - The Big Lebowski (1998)


“You wouldn’t be able to do these awful things to me if I weren’t still in this chair.”
- “But ya AAH Blanche, ya AAH in that chair!”

Betty Davis as Baby Jane Hudson - Whatever Happened to Baby Jane (1962)


“It would be my pleasure.”
Jean Dujardin as George Valentin - The Artist (2011) Interestingly, this line comes at the 100-minute silent film’s 90-minute mark.


“But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight…”
Matthew McConaughey - Magic Mike (2012)


“She will tear up the whole town until she finds Harry. And then she’ll tear up Harry.”
Sheriff - Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman (1958)


“Guidebook says four and a half hours to the big drop repel, I aim to take forty five minutes off that.”
James Franco as Aron Ralston - 127 Hours (2010)


“Is he a good dog? Who’s to say?”
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

A Beautiful Mind (2001)

 A Beautiful Mind (2001)

Dr. Rosen: Imagine if you suddenly learned that the people, the places, the moments most important to you were not gone, not dead, but worse, had never been. What kind of hell would that be?

 

Movie quotes from A Beautiful Mind (2001):

 

Nash: Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity.


Alicia: How big is the universe?
Nash: Infinite.
Alicia: How do you know?
Nash: I know because all the data indicates it’s infinite.
Alicia: But it hasn’t been proven yet.
Nash: No.
Alicia: You haven’t seen it.
Nash: No.
Alicia: How do you know for sure?
Nash: I don’t, I just believe it.
Alicia: It’s the same with love I guess.


Hansen: So how about it, Nash? You scared?
Nash: Terrified… mortified… petrified… stupefied… by you.


Nash: Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart.


Nash: What truly is logic? Who decides reason? My quest has taken me to the physical, the metaphysical, the delusional, and back. I have made the most important discovery of my career – the most important discovery of my life. It is only in the mysterious equations of love that any logic or reasons can be found. I am only here tonight because of you
[looking at and speaking to Alicia]
Nash: You are the only reason I am. You are all my reasons. Thank you.
[applause from audience]

Pitch Perfect (2012)

pitch perfect (2012) movie quote

Jesse: What’s up weirdo!
Beca: Oh! What’s this?
Jesse: As much as I love spending time with you stacking CDs. And I do. I love it. Like more than life. I figured we can do some other fun things that don’t make us wanna kill ourselves right?
Beca: Yeah.
Jesse: So, I brought some movies. Jaws, E.T., The Breakfast Club, Star Wars, and Rocky. Best scored and soundtrack movies of all time. That’s what I wanna do when I grow up. I wanna score movies. Bring people to tears, you know, blow their minds. I feel that only music can do that.
Beca: Yeah. You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.
Jesse: Oh I don’t have a girlfriend.
Beca: What?
Jesse: Yup.
Beca: You have juice pouches and Rocky!
Jesse: Okay. So, what do you want to watch first?
Beca: Can we do something else? We could relive my parents’ divorce, visit a gynecologist.
Jesse: What do you not like movies or something? Like any movies? What the hell is wrong with you! How do you not like movies? Not liking movies is like not liking puppies.
Beca: They’re fine. I just get bored and never make it to the end.
Jesse: The endings are the best part.
Beca: They’re predictable. Like the guy gets the girl, and that kid sees dead people, and Darth Vader is Luke’s father.
Jesse: Oh right, so you just happen to guess the biggest cinematic reveal in history.
Beca: ‘Vader’ in German means ‘father’. His name is literally Darth Father.
Jesse: Huh. So you know German. Well, now I know why you don’t like fun things. You know, you need a movie education. You need a moviecation. And I’m gonna give it to you.

The Holiday (2006)

The Holiday (2006)

 

Iris: I’ve found almost everything ever written about love to be true. Shakespeare said “Journeys end in lovers meeting.” What an extraordinary thought. Personally, I have not experienced anything remotely close to that, but I am more than willing to believe Shakespeare had. I suppose I think about love more than anyone really should. I am constantly amazed by its sheer power to alter and define our lives. It was Shakespeare who also said “love is blind”. Now that is something I know to be true. For some quite inexplicably, love fades; for others love is simply lost. But then of course love can also be found, even if just for the night. And then, there’s another kind of love: the cruelest kind. The one that almost kills its victims. Its called unrequited love. Of that I am an expert. Most love stories are about people who fall in love with each other. But what about the rest of us? What about our stories, those of us who fall in love alone? We are the victims of the one sided affair. We are the cursed of the loved ones. We are the unloved ones, the walking wounded. The handicapped without the advantage of a great parking space! Yes, you are looking at one such individual. And I have willingly loved that man for over three miserable years! The absolute worst years of my life! The worst Christmas’, the worst Birthday’s, New Years Eve’s brought in by tears and Valium These years that I have been in love have been the darkest days of my life. All because I’ve been cursed by being in love with a man who does not and will not love me back. Oh god, just the sight of him! Heart pounding! Throat thickening! Absolutely can’t swallow! All the usual symptoms.

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